The 8th's are coming -- RUN!!! - Stumpy
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NO!!! IMPOSSIBLE!
It can't be true!!
Yes, it's real. And YES! It's AWESOME.
Your Life Will Be FOREVER changed.
(and maybe if you're really, really good and buy lotsa copies of his other books, you'll be allowed to read it one day. MAYBE!)
Jay: One can only hope not.
Eric: Psst, don't talk. They don't know who we are yet.
Jay: Riiight... less said the better. (winks)
Sam: Cool! There's a play about us?!
Jay / Eric: No. / No.
Sam: I just thought I heard you guys say--
Jay / Eric: No. / Nope.
Sam: Oh, okay, then. That's cool two.Jay: I don't think you said that right.
Clowy (running up): Wanna go do some drugs?
Sam: Sure.
Jay: Yeah!
Randy: Ok.
Eric: No. Where'd he come from? (Everybody leaves. Eric last before closing door.) I hope this was enough of a warning. I'm going home.
(Lights out)