The Positively Amazing Adventures of 'Stumpy' McHandlis by Joshua Rey - Stumpy

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Funniest New Book Series Ever!! -- Get Your Copy Today! ORDER HERE: Issue #1  -  Issue #2 -  Issue #3 (Coming Soon!)
ABOUT ME

Hi, my name's Jess!

And no, --there's nothing particularly amazing about my life, either positively or negatively. There's a book out about my "adventures". But really, my life is a lot like yours... sorta just there.

I realize I am assuming a ton of things about you.
I hope you're boring, because then what I'm saying makes sense. Anyhow, go read my book!

I'm gonna go do some gardening with my dad now. Bye!
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Jess McHandlis
2 days ago

Hey, everybody! It's that book about me. Check it out!


Issue #1


Join Jess 'Stumpy' McHandlis on a rollicking adventure as disaster strikes when he loses both his hands in a sudden accident. With his best friend Emilio by his side, he comically struggles through his return to school where he deals with an angry P.E. coach, oblivious teachers and bullies. All the while, his admiration for the beautiful Bonita goes unrequited. Will she ever notice him if he has no hands? How can he take a test if he can't pick up his pencil? And worse, why does he keep getting blamed when other students are discovered beaten up by a mysterious assailant?

First of three issues in this wacky new series.

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Jess McHandlis Wait, hold on! What happens to me?!

Jess McHandlis
22 min ago

Another book? I thought my life was supposed to be boring!!!!! ...What's going on?!


Issue #2


The adventure continues as Jess 'Stumpy' McHandlis learns to get a grip on his tragic situation, literally! After his inventor Dad comes to the rescue with a zany "hands-on" invention, Jess' life finally starts to turn around. But an angry blast from his family's past is out to get him. Is he ready to take on such a challenge? What really happened the day he was born? And how does a car full of circus clowns fit into his origin? Join Jess as he discovers the positively amazing truth behind his adventures.

Second of three issues in this wacky new series.



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Peter Pummel Ha-ha, dumbass gets stupid metal claw-hands.
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Jess McHandlis Shut up, Peter, this isn't cool!

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About The Author
After centuries of scribbling rubbish, The Author has, without doubt, finally composed his ultimate masterpiece: The Positively Amazing Adventures of 'Stumpy' McHandlis. Other notable works include: The Grooming of the Shrew, Fun With Coffins, The Autobiography of Yo Mama, and his 8th Grade Creative Writing Play. Now enjoy his new clasic novel, for which this entire website is an advertisement.

A hilarious new three-part series!


Profile

Jess McHandlis

Lives in Blarneyville, Idaho

Currently Sophomore

Enrolled at Maize High

Likes: clapping, finger-painting, Rock-Paper-Scissors, guitars, pointing at things, y'know, the usual

Dis-Likes: Clowns! Ha-ha, I like everything. Um, not getting beat up I guess. Oh, I know-- not getting beat up by a clown! LOL-- like that would ever happen!

Pet(s): BullFrog (Kirby)

Heritage Scottish-ish







 
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