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Dr. Claude Messup Says!
BIO
I'm so glad you decided to stop in!
Should your school offer it, BIO is one of the most difficult, yet fun classes you could ever take! It'll answer life's most challenging questions, like:
- How far can my finger go up my nose? (2½̎ if using your pinky.)
- What can I do about wrinkles as I get older? (Ask your pet lobster or crab-- they never age!)
- What does the food in my fridge do after I close the door? (Have parties, of course! You've never noticed because the bananas outside the fridge are secretly alerting their compatriots inside the fridge of your whereabouts. Most of our "inanimate" household objects exhibit this kind of behavior. We're all doomed!)
How exciting-- SCIENCE. Thank BIO, for Knowing!
Sign up for my class today.
OTHER ADVENTURES In BIO
BioluminescenceJellyfish glow in the dark! Who knew!? ...Jellyfish!Bio-MOO-minescenceOn the other hand, this is a completely made-up word meant to scare little kids. Try it --it's a blast! But seriously, watch out for that blast... Bio-MOO-minesence is that eerie glow cows exhibit right before they explode. When do they explode? Under very sinister circumstances. Dangerous indeed. Should you see it-- RUN!!
