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![]() Dad Dad hates pics. Whatev, I made him a page just so he could friend me. (Don't tell him!) | ![]() Kirby Okay, I admit, I also made Kirby's page. His flippers aren't good at typing. lol My Best Buddy! |
![]() Bonita No, I wasn't creeping. She posed for this, while fixing her hair & not looking at me. | ![]() Thomas Nobody pushes him around. Except those of us who push him around, because of his wheelchair. |
![]() Emilio My other best buddy! Once, he saved a dragonfly and taught it to land on his toothpick. What a nut! | ![]() Emilio's Mom Basically my first friend online. She'll friend anybody who asks. Such a mom-thing to do. |
UN-Friends![]() Glumpf Emilio says his new brother is alright, but it's hard to warm up to a guy who says zip about anything. | ![]() Coach Bruiser Yikes! Coach is the kind who'd bite the head off a live chicken then still make it run laps. |
![]() David & Peter Honestly, I can barely remember sometimes which one's which. Who cares? They're both jerks. | ![]() Bonepounder Ugh, this guy... |
![]() Professor Thicke Some people's hearts are so big, they love to give and give. It just sucks when all they give are tests. | The Author Not sure who this is. I think he comes pre-installed on the Friend's list whether you want him or not. |